1. aquus:

    yes i would like to sign up for AP napping

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    kuueater:

    MY ULTIMATE CREATION

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    the SKELETON MAN
  3. assbut-and-cumberbooty:

    talk dirty to me

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  4. captainmjolnir:

    People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

    that was the point???

    like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

    It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

    You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

  5. abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

    abrtn:

    All aboard the Superdong

  6. thelilnan:

    hohoholdthefuckupson:

    silenthill:

    *puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

    see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

    See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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  7. Why is everyone so bothered by the ‘metaphor’ thing from TFioS, the book came out like two years ago, I thought all of you people read it.

  8. officialpollen:

    *tips cigarette* m’etaphor

  9. lizziemcswagger:

    getting an A in a science test

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  10. tiorickyaoi:

    "i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

    "i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

    "i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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    "i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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    "i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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  11. perel:

what a man

    perel:

    what a man

  12. sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

    sunkist-n-razorblades:

    when will my reflection show who i am inside

  13. punkzoo:

    I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”

    The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.

  14. pinkgills:

    the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

    "sir dickweed mcfucklamp"

  15. fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

    fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

    so miku is opening for lady gaga

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