1. cosmicdork:

cosmicdork:

thetinygardener:

im all alone on new years and i got a haircut so i took a selfie w Micheal

guys reblog my selfie

FUCK I MEANT FOURTH OF JULY

    cosmicdork:

    cosmicdork:

    thetinygardener:

    im all alone on new years and i got a haircut so i took a selfie w Micheal

    guys reblog my selfie

    FUCK I MEANT FOURTH OF JULY

  2. cosmicdork:

    when i find myself in time of trouble 

    my boyfriend comes to me

    speaking words of wisdom

    image

  3. legendofhella:

    when you see you’ve got a message and you get all excited, but then it ends up being an irl friend telling you to answer your freaking texts because they know they’ll be able to contact you through hear because you’re a sack of garbage who spend all their time on the internet

    image

  4. shycallgirl:

    "I don’t listen to American music anymore kpop just has so much more meaning"

    image

  5. vandigo:

    mockingpond:

    onelastgeronimo:

    Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?

    Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.

    image

    oh my god

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that 50 years of a television show, with multiple writers, a reboot, and the fixing of a gaping plot hole have come together to give us the ability to make this exact pun?

  6. mintike:

    IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

  7. heckstasy:

    How to Have Sex:

    • spin around
    • S TOP
    • double take tHREE TIMES
    • 1
    • 2
    • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
    • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
    • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
    • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
  8. foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

    image

    thanks

  9. mc1303:

    cruciothatbitch:

    kenway:

    watch at least the first minute of this

    i did not want this video to end

    omfg

  10. paulyoptosaurus:

    msjewbooty:

    paulyoptosaurus:

    petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

    wednesay

    not what i had in mind but im flexible 

  11. neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets


Milton.

    neyagawa:

    meanplastic:

    tumblr staff

    im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

    Milton.

  12. costcoreceipt:

    dinofarts:

    TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

    ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

  13. rustyboots:

    "Heroin What-If-There-Are-Ghosts-In-My-Garden"

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